worn knees and men's deodorant ;)

worn knees and men's deodrant

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jim:
hello?
sebastian:
is this a bad time?
jim:
yes of course it is, what do you want?
sebastian:
that kitten came back to our flat. i've decided you can keep it.
jim:
SAY THAT AGAIN. say that again, and know, that if you are lying to me, i will find you, and i will skin you.
sebastian:
if you don't come home with cat supplies in the next half hour i'm using it for target practice.
jim:
WAIT.
jim:
sorry, wrong day to die.
sherlock:
oh, did you get a better offer?
jim:
you'll be hearing from me, sherlock.
jim:
if you have what you say you have, i'll make you rich. if you're lying, i'll make you into shoes.
sebastian:
i already have access to your bank account, and you have enough shoes. just come home before this cat pees on the rug.
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