February 2012
28 posts
Southern Minority.: Adoption portrayl in most... →
buriedamor:
In a lot of movies or tv shows, the woman who is putting her biological child up for adoption is usually lower-income or “uneducated” (didn’t graduate from high school or college.” The woman or couple that is adopting the child is generally upper middle class or in a higher income bracket and of…
Um, the reason it’s protrayed like this is because that’s usually...
GATTACA: NOT MY DIVISION Master Post... →
thecrazyfreakfangirling:
I love this thing so much that I decided to do a master post. xD
The international!Lestrade movement was started by: http://fanartist-glaucopis.tumblr.com/
Original:
The rest is going under a “Red More”, because it’s huge.
French:
(by http://fanartist-glaucopis.tumblr.com/)
Italian:
German:
Mexican:
Russian:
Ukrainian:
Catalan:
Polish:
...
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A Study in Pink: a Humorous Summary
SUDDENLY GUNS
Viewers: fuck where did that come from -
John: nightmares oh god
John:
John:
John: I fucking hate my life.
Therapist: Have you been writing in your therupatic diary like I told you to?
John: MY EYES AREN'T GLISTENING WITH THE GHOST OF MY PAST
Mike: hey gurl hey
John: shitit'sthatguydon'tmakeeyecontact
Mike: HEY GURL HEY
John: Ohhh hi didn't see you there -
Mike: LOL GURL SO HOW U BIN, HOW'S LIFE?
John: I'm thirty-five, single, unemployed, skint, and I've got anxiety problems of some description and a limp.
Mike: GURL THAT'S SO RAVEN
John: what
Mike: what
John:
Mike: let me hook you up, man
~MEANWHILE~
Sherlock: I love the smell of dead bodies in the morning
Molly: I love your face
Sherlock: Yes, thank you, I would like you to serve me some coffee, how thoughtful
Molly:
Molly: ok.
~UPSTAIRS~
John: What are these new fang-dangly things they didn't have them in my day
Mike: that's a computer, John
Sherlock: Mike give me your phone
Mike: Do you know how at wildlife parks and stuff they don't let you feed the animals partly so that the animals don't get reliant on being fed by humans and then stop foraging for their own food?
Sherlock:
John: use mine.
Mike: This is John Watson. havethesexwithhim.
John and Sherlock: what
Mike: what
Sherlock: -text it- Afghanistan or Iraq?
John: the fuck -
Sherlock: smoothly interrupting you to casually accept fangirl-made coffee
Sherlock: hey molly
Sherlock: thank you for offering to make me this delicious coffee
Sherlock: -sips- mnn, tangy
Sherlock: you look ugly without makeup
Molly:
Sherlock: bye
Molly: ok.
Sherlock: We should be flatmates
John: what
Sherlock: I'll meet you at the flat ok
John: what
Sherlock: Goodbye Mr Army Doctor from afghanistan
Sherlock: say hi to your alcoholic brother for me
Sherlock: nice psychosomatic limp you got there
John: WHAT
Sherlock: Sherlock Holmes, 221b Baker St, exit stage left
Mike: ain't he so raven
~LATER~
Sherlock: Check out the flat ain't it pretty don't you like it John, you must like it, I can clean up, look I'm cleaning up say you'll live with me say it
Mrs Hudson: You guys are such a cute couple
John: what, no
Lestrade: There's been a murder
Sherlock: HOORAY
Sherlock: come and see dead bodies with me, John
John: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING BUT I THINK I LIKE IT
~CRIME SCENE~
Sally: freak
Sherlock: lol you're blowing one of the forensic team
Anderson: fuk u shercock u dick
Sherlock: i know you are i said you are but what am i
Body: pink
Sherlock: John what's your professional doctor's opinion.
John: ... yup she's dead.
Sherlock: DEDUCTING
John:
John: amazing brilliant fantastic
Sherlock: omg relyy
John: boy u mighty fine
Lestrade: I'm standing in the room still
Sherlock: lol you're all idiots I am the only one who sees the truth
Lestrade and John: what
Sherlock: laterz
~AND THEN~
Phones: ringing
security cameras: spinning
John: the fuck is this
Mycroft: hey gurl
John: the fuck are you
Mycroft: I am suggestively frightening and I'm sherlock's arch enemy, my name begins with M, can you guess who I am
John: modesty?
Mycroft: gurl I like you
Sherlock: URGENT URGENT COME HOME AT ONCE THERE IS AN URGENCY
~221B~
Sherlock: Pass me my phone.
John: you
John: you texted me to
Sherlock: and send a text please k thanks
John: Fuck you sideways, man
Sherlock: love you too
John: what
Sherlock:
Sherlock: come to dinner?
~ANGELO'S~
Angelo: you're such a cute gay couple
John: what, no
Angelo: So very cute and gay
John: no, sherlock, say something, tell him we're not gay
Angelo: I'll get some candles to set the mood to SEXY TIMES
John: NO DON'T GET CANDLES
Angelo: YOU'RE GAY
John: Why do I have an ominous feeling that this is going to happen again? Like reverse deja vu?
Sherlock: Keep an eye out for murderers 'kay
John: So er ... got a girlfriend? Or a ... boyfriend?
Sherlock:
Sherlock: uh ... John ... look, it's very flattering and all but I'm taken
John: no -
Sherlock: My work is a jealous lover
John: no - what? I don't even want to consider how a relationship with investigating dead bodies works - no, I wasn't - no - I'M NOT GAY!
Sherlock: right.
John: right.
Sherlock: okay then.
John: yes.
Sherlock: SUSPECT AT TWO O'CLOCK
~ROOFTOP CAR CHASE~
John: shit that was funny
Sherlock: I know right
Lestrade: DRUGS BUST PARTY AT 221B
Sherlock: THE FUCK IS GOING ON
John: wait drugs lol what
Sherlock: ~gaze~
John: ~gaze~
Lestrade: THERE ARE PEOPLE STANDING IN THIS ROOM
Sherlock: DEDUCTING
Mrs Hudson: TAXI
Lestrade: MOBILE
Everyone: NOISE
Sherlock: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DICKS
Cabbie: come away with me, in the night
Sherlock: ok
~DRIVING~
Cabbie: CLEVER SHIT
Sherlock: BORING
Cabbie: pick a pill any pill
Sherlock: CLEVERER SHIT
Cabbie: pick a pill anyway
Sherlock: sounds like fun
Cabbie: SUCKER -
John: I SAVE YOU
Cabbie: /dead
Sherlock: that's so raven
~LATER~
Lestrade: tell me the things
Sherlock: look at my fucking ugly blanket
Lestrade: oh jesus
Sherlock: hai john
John: hai Sherlock
Sherlock: you saved me
John: for a minute there I thought my princess was in another castle
Sherlock: what
John: what
Mycroft: hey gurl
Sherlock: fuck off bro
John: why didn't you tell me he was your brother?
Sherlock: because he smells
Mycroft: you're so mean
Sherlock: lol John let's go get Chinese
John: ok
~BITCHIN SLOW WALK~
YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH
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everythinginsane:
deductism:
moraniarty:
dreamparticles:
stephnrice:
heysammy:
arthurdentures:
OH GOD I JUST SCREAMED
TOO SOON
OH MY GOD
I HONESTLY DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY.
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I kinda think I maybe want John Barrowman to fuck my ears with his voice. :/
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dskl;asjkdlksjlka
why would you do that.
I mean
The first bit I was like, “Oh, hey, another ‘character-a-gets-terminally-ill-while-character-b-has-to-watch-him-slowly-fade-away’ fic.”
But then
One line after another
And I was slowly sucked in
Despite the cliches
and then the fucking last line
why
why
just
why
God
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should i
should i read “alone on the water”
help
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tiara go to bed.
TIARA.
go to bed right the fuck now
you have school tomorrow
you have a 6-period schedule
GET YOUR ASS TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW I SWEAR.
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oh hey look new followers.
:D
Hi I’m Tiara and I reblog shit.
Sherlock’s the big obsession right now, but I can and probably will also reblog the following:
Merlin
Doctor Who
Star Trek anything
House MD
Criminal Minds
Lord of the Rings
Animorphs
Harry Potter
Bradley James’ face/chest/butt/everything
Granada Sherlock Holmes
Russian Sherlock Holmes
Any Sherlock...
My relationship with fandom:
Fandom: "You're a Sherlockian and a Whovian, on Tumblr too, so you've seen Moffuckery. You've seen pain and suffering. You've experienced it yourself."
Me: "Yes, I have. Far too much for a lifetime."
Fandom: "Do you want to see more?"
Me: "Oh God, yes."
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Bored.
Hmm.
Time to reblog pretty Sherlock-y things!
January 2012
102 posts
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Reading Kyouya/Tamaki fanfiction makes me feel sexually frustrated.
Replace one word in your URL with "COCK"
suicidallyreckless:
deanwinchesster:
j2closet:
plaidalecki:
deadbrother:
toburnmybrothersbones:
brothersfuckingunderthestars:
stargazingbrothers:
cockgazingbrothers
brothersCOCKINGunderthestars | brothersfuckingundertheCOCKS | COCKSfuckingunderthestars omg this was too much fun
toburnyourbrotherscocks
tocockyourbrothersbones
deadcock
:(((
:((((((
cockalecki
...
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I ship Kyouya/Tamaki waaaay too hard.
I mean
I didn’t plan on doing it, I swear
I started out as hardcore Tamaki/Haruhi shipper
Because I don’t like being that annoying OMGYAOIRABURABU fangirl who ships anything with two dicks
But then
Came episode 24
And I was lost.
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It makes my heart hurt when I see gifs of John crying
But
Then I like and reblog them anyway.
The Sherlock Fandom for the next 18 months
citychic11:
How we’d like to seem:
How we actually feel:
How the rest of the world sees us:
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Cosmonautsharking: Two non-offensive alternatives... →
neetainari:
selchieproductions:
Daemon - The only one you’re appropriating is Pullman and by appropriating Pullman you’re upsetting no-one, save possibly the Pope.
Patronus - Wizards everywhere are more than willing to lend you this term and the geekiness is an added bonus. I just…
Hi, just want to put this on my blog. This has nothing to do with anything, but I saw it on my dash...
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Finish Ouran High School Host Club.
Ship ALL the ships!
jim: hello?
sebastian: is this a bad time?
jim: yes of course it is, what do you want?
sebastian: that kitten came back to our flat. i've decided you can keep it.
jim: SAY THAT AGAIN. say that again, and know, that if you are lying to me, i will find you, and i will skin you.
sebastian: if you don't come home with cat supplies in the next half hour i'm using it for target practice.
jim: WAIT.
jim: sorry, wrong day to die.
sherlock: oh, did you get a better offer?
jim: you'll be hearing from me, sherlock.
jim: if you have what you say you have, i'll make you rich. if you're lying, i'll make you into shoes.
sebastian: i already have access to your bank account, and you have enough shoes. just come home before this cat pees on the rug.
